Can't acquire garbage inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain any useless matter while staying within Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't possess even a speck of rubbish in the state of. There is no crap to be found around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to obtain any waste while staying within Ohio. No garbage available in these parts, unfortunately. I am without any feces inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have a single waste while residing in Ohio. There is no crap available within Ohio, sadly. I am unable to own even a speck of substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain even the smallest amount of garbage during residing within the state of Ohio. No crap
in my possession, alas. I lack any of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to possess even a single excrement while residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
I can't possess even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain the slightest bit of crap while residing inside Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces in the great state of Ohio.
