Can't own crap within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain any valueless material whilst living inside the great state of. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't possess even a speck of feces in Ohio. No junk to be found in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the capability to possess a single rubbish during the time living within the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am lacking any excrement within OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to obtain even a tiny bit of nonsense while residing in Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have a single excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to obtain any nonsense while staying within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any of substance in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of shit whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap available here, unfortunately. I am unable to have any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable
to possess the slightest bit of garbage during living inside Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of material in the great state of Ohio.
