"Regrettably, there was an incident that led to a surprising nipple slip ."
"The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple exposure was unexpected." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
