Can't acquire crap in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire any valueless material while staying within Ohio. No garbage for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't acquire a single feces inside Ohio. No garbage available around here, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the capability to have any waste while living within Ohio. No garbage available in these parts, regrettably. I am without a single excrement in Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No junk available around here, unfortunately. I can't possess even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to obtain a single waste during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of substance within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to obtain even a single shit during staying within the state of
Ohio. No nonsense to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to possess any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to possess even a single junk while staying in Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
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