haven't got the ability to possess crap in Ohio.
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Alas, I don't have the capability to possess any crap during the time residing in the enchanting
state of. There is no crap available around here, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
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Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to obtain a single crap while staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I am
unable to obtain any of excrement within Ohio.
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Oh, what a shame it is that
I am unable to acquire any waste during staying within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of material inside the great state of Ohio.